uhhhhh...

one whole bead in her mouth!

i command everyone who sees this to build a fort...

action!

random and obscure action figures HERE

here's some of my faves:
crumb

stevie williams

the roots

van gogh (with detachable ear action)

warhol

jarmusch

kathie olivas

jason lee

picasso

keep cool my babies

d. lynch

twist

ghostface

and shout

the present

new thomas campbell film trailer...
diamond dan comes out of literally no where at the end...can't wait!

Mcdonalds anyone?

two things

check it, so i've been teaching at a school in what some may refer as the "hood" or "barrios"
apparently, the latest rage is the hoodie that zips all the way up the hood.
so there's these skeleton sweatshirts that have eyeholes in the "face part of the hood when it is all the way zipped up. where were these when we were in school?
i turned my back once on my class(big no no) and when i turned back some kid had his zipped up all the way with the skull just starin. I gotta admit, i want one!

also, today is the high school exit exam, so I got some mick dees for the class since that's what they wanted...haven't been there in years. i couldn't bring myself to eat anything, which spurred my desire to find out the last time any of the minimal to no people that read this have been to old ronald mcdons. don't be bashful. I worked there when i was 15 with sean madgett and we both only lasted like 2-3 weeks or something like that. we would just laugh at the fact that we worked at mcdonalds. I went like seven years before eating there again...

oh hush!

What is postage anyway?
I frequent the post
office
occasionaly
only to be
ordinarily
offered
other
opportunities to
overspend
on
ostentatious
or
otherwise
outrageous and
over the top extras like confirmation and insurance,
what is postage in the first place?
the hopeful possibility that your parcel will arrive?
I just can't wait until it costs a dollar to send a postcard

the perfect human Jorgen Leth short

short film

microwave check one two what is this?

for those of you on youtube restriction due to work, school, etc.,
check out this

poke around for microwavings of all types of non-microwavable items... sup!

grape plasma, peepers, cds, condiments ...

sup!

fruit man nightmares

so much easier than an original post but worth it for the fruit to the face parts

rendered useless

ireland's version of elliott smith

keep cool my babies

this is soo internet...

arnesti maio's 15 seconds of fame

be prepared for the 16-17 second mark.

the director told him to tone it down
said he, "you're not eating chocolate, it's only a bagel bite"

Ice Cream Links

Nothing like a irish bloke talkin ice cream
http://icecreamireland.blogspot.com/
a scoop a day...keeps the diabetes comin...
http://www.adailyscoop.com/
for all you animalphiles (and those that fear animals, too)
http://veganicecream.blogspot.com/
i don't know what to think about this...it could turn my world upside down
http://www.breyerssucks.com/

Ice Cream discoveries good and bad

Two new loves...



This stuff is unbelievable


I tried to find a picture of my all time favorite - Dreyer's Dreamery Black Raspberry Avalanche, but I don't think it exists any more...someone help me!!!

Latest Ice Cream Excursion

I don't expect anybody to see this, seeing as how I haven't posted in 3 months, but oh well, a lot has happened in that time. I've been chasing the meanest ice cream tube dreams in the region, along with surviving my first teaching experience in the ghettos of stockton (SOUTH SIDE 4 LIFE!) and adjusting to life with a new addition to the jones clan


believ it or not, music is from andre nickatina

I should start an "Ice Creamers Anonymous"...


Dude, it sucks below cone level, bruh...


wall o' barrels...


going right will spit you into the cone zone, bruh..


I know, could it get any more conier?

high speed

for d. lyon




larry d.

for adam c,

adam, i hope this isn't you, but i hope it makes you laugh if you haven't seen it yet

big ups!

dancehall thursdays

accompanied by matt & kim and the prunes

new (and old) music monday

a friend of mine gave me this tape of a fellow named matt harding back in '99 and i've played it to the bone, probably more than anything else i've ever listened to...well, now with the internet revolution in full throttle i have finally been able to find out about this chap and actually buy some of his latest and greatest. in the process i stumbled upon another mighty fine matt harding - same moniker yet totally different lad and music. it's weird though cause now i'm torn between two feelings - on one hand i now know who matt harding is but on the other hand the mystique is not as it was when i had no clue...well hopefully i'll see him live sometime down the road and i can tell him my stupid story... anyways, hope you get just a bit of the magic i get when i listen to him, and try out the other matt harding if your down for something new....or not "if that's what your into, gettin rude with the food...." if you like mason jennings i think you'll dig matt #1. shoots, you'll probably dig 'em both

Isabella at the park in C

music by jim noir

interbella

so i saw some of that documentary on synchronized swimming - that stuff is wild...
developed in the late 1890's and originally only dudes did it. it became an olympic sport in 1984. anyways, here is one of the few dudes that does it solo style (local boy)

also, i still am deciding whether or not i like the latest interpol...
i guess isabella has already given 2 thumbs up... you decide

8 lbs 9 oz

sophia love jones